Formula Romanii

When Bert the Ancient Britain, suggested to Ignoramus about the possibility of a new sport...

"You know, like a chariot race, where we can compete for a.. a.. Trophy like, and each clan can enter a chariot or two, and we can get sponsors...."

...I don't think he had this in mind. But, Ingormaus is nothing if not a traditionalist...! Anyway, he's heard about a new kid on the chariot racing block, Jensonus Buttonus...